Chipotle is My Everything

zombie-tea-party:

next on cake boss:

customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
customer: “there’s a catch.”
buddy: “….”
customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

the-groundskeeper:

the-groundskeeper:

what i did in graphic design class today is

this has 70,200 notes and you’re all fucking dead to me

the-groundskeeper:

the-groundskeeper:

what i did in graphic design class today is

this has 70,200 notes and you’re all fucking dead to me

reversingyourpolarity:

It’s October.
Pluto is a planet again.
Hockey is back.
Everything tastes like pumpkin.
Hoodies are a viable fashion choice once more.
*celebrates*

i'm not sure shoving an entire pumpkin up your ass is a healthy way to celebrate october
Anonymous
awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

negactivity:

What I really want to say every time someone asks me this.

negactivity:

What I really want to say every time someone asks me this.